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A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she prays earnstly for Godto allow him to speak to her, "Hello Margaret, this is Fred." "Fred!" she exclaimed. "I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it likethere?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Fred answered. "The sky is bluer, theair is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. I lack for nothing, the on-ly things we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over." "Thank God, you made it to heaven, " his wife cried. "Heaven?" He answered. "I'm a buffalo in Montana.  相似文献   

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迟开的花     
田力 《高中生》2011,(30):62-63
A cactus stood all alone in the desert,wondering why it was stuck in the middle of nowhere. "I do nothing but stand here all day,"it sighed. "What use am I? I’m the ugliest plant in the desert.My spines are thick and prickly,my leaves are rubbery and tough,and my skin is thick and bumpy.I can’t offer shade or juicy fruit to any passing traveler.I don’t see  相似文献   

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Narrow Street     
从博物馆出来,Goldie和Uncle Stavros走在雅典的大街小巷里。Goldie蹦蹦跳跳地走着,忽然她发现了一个奇怪的现象。Goldie and Uncle Stavros were walking on the road. "Are all the streets so narrow and full of steps.Uncle?"asked Goldie. "Just in the old town,here on the hill.Down there you can drive a car,but here our donkeys help US carry things."answered Uncle Stavros.  相似文献   

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First Snow     
Mr. Robert Lynd once remarked of Jane Austen's characters:"They are people in whose lives a slight fall of snow is an event."Even at the risk of appearing to this witty and genial critic as another Mr. Woodhouse, I must insist that last night's fall of snow here was an event. I was nearly as excited about it this morning as the children, whom I found all peering through the nursery window at the magic outside and chattering as excitedly as if Christmas had suddenly come round again. The fa…  相似文献   

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张逊 《考试》2008,(Z2)
We come from all over the world but we will gather here,Beijing,the capital of China for the carnival of games, Olympics.The only reason is that we have the same dream and we live in the same place-earth and we all believe that  相似文献   

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英语幽默     
《同学》2005,(10)
Lady First A teacher asked her class:"Is the sen- tence'The ox and the cow are in the fields'correct?" Most of the children said:"Yes,it is all right!" And only one little boy said:"No,it is not correct.The lady must be mentioned first."  相似文献   

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Goldie看到露西娅的书架上有好多书,便随手拿起了一本有关厄瓜多尔的画册,仔细欣赏着里边美丽的图画。露西娅也在一旁给她做起了讲解……"There's no summer or winter here," Lucia said. "My little country is halfway between the north and south poles, on the equator. That's how it got its name." "So here in the mountains, it's always spring?" Goldie asked.  相似文献   

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A Rich Father     
John D. Rockefeller, the well-known millionaire, gave away millions, but he himself was very mean about small sums of money. One day he went to stay at a hotel in New York and asked for the cheapest room in it. He said, "I am staying here alone and only need a small room."The manager showed him into a room and said, "This is our smallest and cheapest room," and added, "but why do you choose a poor room like this? When your son stays here, he always has our most expensive room; yours is our …  相似文献   

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It''''s My Bag!     
It's Sunday.There are many people in the bus.And an old man is looking here and there (到处).He wants to find an empty seat (座位).Then he finds one.A small bag is on the seat.And a young man is beside it."Is this seat empty?"asks the old man."No,it's for an old woman.She goes to buy some bananas,"says the young man.  相似文献   

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Paws Arrives Presto the wizard(巫师),Rusty the boar(野猪),Buzz the bee and Morose the cat lived in a forest house.On an autumn evening,they were sitting out in the open*.Rusty asked Presto about their new friend,"Presto,when will Paws arrive?""He will be here in the morning,"said Presto."He is a clever and kind little pup."Early in the morning,everyone was still asleep*.  相似文献   

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Albert Einstein’s Overcoat One day the famous American scientist Albert Einstein came across an old friend of his in a street in NewYork."Mr Einstein,"said the friend,"It seems that you need to have a new overcoat.Look,how wornout(穿得破旧的)it is.""It doesn’t matter,"answered Albert Einstein."No one knows me here in New York."  相似文献   

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李建高 《初中生》2002,(3):70-71
同学们先请看下面两个句子: 例句①:"I'm here!"said Jim."And so is Polly!" 例句②:-It may be in your room. -Ah,oit is.  相似文献   

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THIS I BELIEVE     
Life is not easy for any man or woman. We must have perseverance and, above all, confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing, whatever the cost, must be attained. What ultimately matters is to be able to say, when the end comes, "I did what I could."  相似文献   

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Evan Osnos 《考试》2013,(1):35-37
It can take the uninitiated a minute to realize that "Gangnam Style" is satire.When the absurdly infectious single by Korean pop star PSY appeared in July,the video had all the hallmarks of earnest K-pop:highly engineered dance routines,over-the-top styling,and the Technicolor production values honed by Seoul’s hit-making industry,which my colleague John Seabrook describes in the magazine this week in his piece,"Factory Girls." But the most important thing that "Gangnam Style" has is a sense of humor about itself.Its satire made it a viral phenomenon with three hundred million views on YouTube,surpassing  相似文献   

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In Chjnese language, we all know tha some nouns can be used as verbs, for instance: "a a 4 t * * ." The originalmeaning ofee 8 '5s a bolt or IatCh, here it means to fasten with a boIt or a latch. As a noun, "ar means all the phenomenaassociatedwith eleCtrns andPTDtons. However ". - 4l t * o" "t,s a verb that means to give org6t an electric shock.Anothgr cxample is 'We 4 t t e". The charastcr W" does nO mean shoulder, bot means to undertahe or bear Evenin many Chinese idioms, it is easy t…  相似文献   

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Keeping pleasant "He is a fool who can not be angry,but he is really a wise man who will not." The habit of keeping pleasant is indeed better than an income of a thousand dollars a year.The life without cheerfulness is like the severe winter without the sun. We all love cheerful company,but we are apt to forget that cheerfulness is a habit which can be cultivated by all. We find it very difficult to be gay when we are in distress .It requires great courage. We should never forget that to  相似文献   

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Looking at the calendar, I realized my 17th birthday was coming. My mother said, "Let's celebrate your birthday in a restaurant, ok? And invite your grandmother to attend." But I don't always like celebrating birthday in a big way, so I told my mother, "I prefer a much quieter birthday." This is the first time that I have said "no" to my mother. In the past, I never refused my mother's offer even though I didn't like it at all, because I didn't want to disappoint her. But today, I made a  相似文献   

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Where is China? Mike has a new toy bus. He wants to playwith it in school, but it's time for class and he hasto go to the classroom. It's ten twenty now. MrClark comes into the classroom of Class Four. Heputs up a map on the blackboard in his geographyclass. He wants to tell his students about China."China is one of the most famous countries,"theteacher says, "Look! It's here. The Chinese aregood people and they're our friends." Now Mr Clarksees that all his students are looking at the map, butMike is looking in his desk.  相似文献   

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"It is better to have loft(阁楼) and lost than to never have loft at all."—Groucho Marx Everyone does it at one time or another but why? We"re talking about falling in love. Let's explore the dynamics (动力学) of what exactly happens when two people are falling in love:  相似文献   

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An angry drunk was shouting at the police station. "What I want to know is - what was I brought in for?"You were brought in for drinking."repied the sergeant."That's marvelous."said the drunk. "When do  相似文献   

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