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1.
Jokes     
金玉 《今日中学生》2011,(13):24-25
A One day,a rich man and his son went out for a walk.On their way,the rich man felt very uncomfortable and found he had put on a pair ofodd shoes,one with a thick sole and the other with a thin sole.  相似文献   

2.
Evils of Aicohol     
《新高考》2013,(9):28-28
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm a The worm the water lived, While the one in the whiskey curled up and died.  相似文献   

3.
Evils of Alcohol     
《新高考》2013,(9):28
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived,while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right,son,"asked the father,"What does that show you?"  相似文献   

4.
I saw a middle-aged man yesterday wearing a pink shirt that didn't quite cover his 1)belly,a pair of yellow shorts,work boots without laces and no socks.I turned to comment on his appearance to my wife,but then I stopped myself.  相似文献   

5.
A PAIR OF SOCKS     
One fine afternoon I was walking along Fifth Avenue,when I remembered that it was necessary to buy a pair of socks.Why I wished to buy only one pair is unimportant.I turned into the first sock shop that caught my eye, and a boy clerk who could not have been more than seventeen years old came forward. "What can I do for you,sir?" "I wish to buy a pair of socks."His eyes glowed.There was a note of passion in his voice. "Did you know that you had come into the finest place in the world to buy socks?"I had not been aware of that,as my entrance had been accidental. "Come with me,"said the boy,  相似文献   

6.
开心一刻     
AlcoholA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right, son, " asked the father, "what does that showyou?"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms. "  相似文献   

7.
Some people do not like anything to be out of place. They are never late for work; they return their books to the library on time; they remember people's birthdays;and they pay their bills(帐单) as soon as they arrive, and Mr Dodds is such a person.Mr Dodds works in a bank, and lives on his own. The only family he has is in the next town: his sister lives there with her husband, and her son, Mark. Mr Dodds doesn't see his sister or her family,from one year to the next,but he sends them Christmas cards, and he has not forgotten any one of Mark's seven-  相似文献   

8.
天堂之路     
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years,the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the barand tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Twoarms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing,begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!  相似文献   

9.
Li Lei was sitting in a bus. It was a bit hot in the crowd bus. He took off his thick coat and put his hand into his pocket to see if his ticket was there. He felt a little nervous,but excited. He looked around. Everything in and out of the bus was pleasant. This was the first time in his life to travel to another city by himself.LiLeiwas a clever boy and was good atlessons.H is teachers andhis parents said thatLiLeiwas a good boy.Buthe had one shortcom ing.H e depended on his parents too …  相似文献   

10.
牵牛记     
《英语辅导》2004,(7):49-49
Ralph Waldo Emerson, the famous nineteenth-century poet and essayist, was out one day trying to get a calf into the 1)barn. But he made the common mistake of thinking only of what he wanted: Emerson pushed and his son pulled. But the calf 2)stiffened his legs and stubbornly refused to leave the 3)pasture.  相似文献   

11.
幽默与笑话     
《英语沙龙》2010,(12):50-51
Wife Swap
Two cannibals- a father and his son - are elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. The pair walk deep into the jungle and wait by a path. Before long, a little old man walks by.  相似文献   

12.
A MAN wished to purchase an Ass,and agreed with its owner that he should try out the animal before he bought him.He took the Ass home and put him in the straw-yard with his other Asses,upon which the new animal left all the others and at once joined the one that was most idle and the greatest eater of them all.Seeing this,the man put a halter on him and led him back to his owner.On being asked how,in so short a time,he could have made a trial of him,he answered,“I do not need a trial;I kno…  相似文献   

13.
一条裤子     
1. A young man once went into the town and bought himself a pair of trousers. When he got home, he went upstairs to his room and put them on. He found that they were about two inches long.  相似文献   

14.
一条裤子     
1. A young man once went into the town and bought himself a pair of trousers. When he got home, he went upstairs to his room and put them on. He found that they were about two inches long.  相似文献   

15.
There are a number of phrases built on the word “put”, such as put by, put for, put across, put over and so forth. The expression“putting one on”is among them. You tell a person something that he finds difficult to believe, and he may look at you closely and ask:“Are you putting me on?”He does-n蒺t think you are serious. Perhaps, you are joking with him, teasing him, try-ing to test his reaction(反应).The expression “putting one on”is closest to the phrase “to put one over on a perso…  相似文献   

16.
一双袜子     
严双红 《海外英语》2008,(12):30-31
One fine afternoon I was walking along Fifth Avenue,when I remembered that it was necessary to buy a pair of socks.I turned into the first sock shop that caught my eye,and a boy clerk who could not have been more than seventeen years old came forward."What can I do for you,sir?""I wish to buy a pair of socks."His eyes glowed.There was a note of passion in his voice."Did you know that you had come into the finest place in the world to buy socks?"I had not been aware of that,as my entrance had been accidental.……  相似文献   

17.
FUNNY STORIES     
董莉 《今日中学生》2011,(Z4):38-39
A Mr Jones had a few days’ holidays, so he decided to visit the mountains by train. During the trip he often put his head out of the window and looked at the mountains. Soon the wind blew his beautiful hat off. Mr Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window, too. The other people on the train laughed. They asked if his bag would  相似文献   

18.
Funny Stories     
AOnce a great boxer (拳击家), Tom Brown, went to a restaurant for dinner. He put his bag near the door, but he was afraid that someone would take it away. So, he got out a pen and a piece of paper and wrote on it, "The great boxer, Tom Brown, left his bag here. He will come back soon." He put the paper in his bag  相似文献   

19.
Washington Cutthe Trees Washington was the first president of America.When he was a boy,he cut his fathers two cherry trees.His father returned and gotvery angry.He said to himself,“If I found out who cut my trees,I would give him a good beating.”The father looked everywhere.When he asked his son,Washingtonbegan to cry.“I cut your trees!”Washington told the truth.The father carried his son in his arm and said,“My clever child,I would ratherlose one hundred trees than you should tell…  相似文献   

20.
孔融让梨     
A long time ago,there was a boy called Kong Rong.He was loved by all the members of the family because he was clever and polite to everyone.One day,his father bought some pears and put some on the table in a plate.He asked all his children to come around the table and said,"Here are some pears. Each of you can have one,any one you like."  相似文献   

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