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Two drunk men were driving the car madly.One said: "Attention! There is a sudden turn in the front."The other said: "What? Isn't it you who are driving?"An artist asked the gallery(画廊) owner if anyone had shown interest in his paintings. 相似文献
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I .Good News and Bad NewsA football fan asked God, "Is there a football field in Heaven?"God thought it over for a moment and said, "I'll tell you tomorrow."The next day God said to the football fan, "Half of the news is good while another half is bad."Football fan:Please tell me the good news at first.God:There is a first-class football field in Heaven.Football fan: What about the bad news?God:There will be a football match tomorrow morning. You are on court at first. 相似文献
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郭芙 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2007,(2)
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about the disadvantage--there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north." "What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer. "The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."Good Points and Bad Points$河北辛集中学@郭芙… 相似文献
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1. Cool Baby: Hey!Ugly Girl: Wow!2. Ugly Girl: So frightened! What is this?Cool Baby: Aha-aha.3. Cool Baby: This is the monster "nian". It is said that it was very savage. 4. Cool Baby: The "nian" likes eating animals. In winter, it would break into the villages to eat cattle and sheep.5. Cool Baby: People wanted to scare it away. They fired firecrackers, hung lanterns etc.6. Cool Baby: People kept "nian" away like these year after year.Ugly Girl: Is this the history of year?Cool B… 相似文献
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张丹 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2006,(Z1)
One day, I saw a book lying on the ground. I found there was a bookmark in it. It said, "If you find this book, please return it to the school library. There you can get a nice present from the library. Thank you." "How interesting it is!Who lost the book… 相似文献
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《第二课堂(小学)》2007,(3)
After two years' service, Song Chengxian(宋承宪), a Korean star, quitted the army at the end of last year. Song said that he very much missed the days in the army, especially the mess(伙食). "In recent years the mess in the army has improved a lot, so I seldom eat snacks during my service. I remember that when I first joined the army, I suddenly became a big eater and soon gained quite some weight. " Song said. When talking of his feeling as a soldier, Song Chengxian said, "Life in the army is hard, but it is my most precious experience and it helps to make me a true man." Song also apologized for once escaping service in the army and hoped to be pardoned for his silly behaviour. 相似文献
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马志芳 《中学英语园地(高三版)》2005,(3)
Once a man took a drink from his cup and then said to the waiter,“Waiter,is this tea or coffee?”The waiter said,“Can't you tell the difference,sir,by the taste?”“No,”the man said,“I cant.”“Well,”answered the waiter.“If you can't tell the difference,what does it matter which it is?”Tea or Coffee?!河南@马志芳… 相似文献
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漪然 《东方少年(阳光阅读)》2008,(1):86-87
<正>Under a snow-covered gooseberry bush,a blue featherlay quietly.One night,when the wind passed by,it said to the blue feather,"It is time for you to go.Come with me." "You don’t need me," said the blue feather. 相似文献
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Two women on a train werearguing. At last one of them calledthe conductor. She said, "If thiswindow is open, I will catch cold.And I' ll probably die."The other woman said, "But ifthis window is closed, I will havedifficulty breathing and I will die."A man had been listening to themall the time. He said he had an idea."First open the window. That willkill one," he said. "Next close it.That will kill the other. Then itwill be quiet."两个女人在火车上吵了起来。最后其中一个女人叫来了列车长。… 相似文献
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《英语大王(小学)》2004,(3)
Mother:What are you doing? Son:I'm looking for a map. Mother:Why? Son:My classmate said the man of China is pink. It looks like a cock.But I said it's green,it looks like a duck.So I want to find it. 311243 浙江省杭州市萧山区坎山镇小施婷婷指导老师傅见萍 相似文献
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吴朝辉 《山西教育(综合版)》2000,(20)
“Don't sleep in class,LiMing!”shouted the teacher.“You are wrong,sir.” LiMing stood up and said.“I'mthinking about questions now,I'm not sleeping.”“I'm sorry.” said theteacher.“Would you like toanswer my questions?”asked theteacher.“Certainly.” said L i Ming.“What is it?”“Why does the moonsometimes look like a plate(圆盘 ) and sometimes look like asickle (镰刀 ) ?” asked theteacher.“Oh,this question is easyto answer.” said L i Ming.“When it is full,it looks like aplate… 相似文献
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The shell burst,and the five peas rolled out into the bright sunshine.There they lay in a child's hand.The little boy said they were fine peas for his pea-shooter.And immediately he put one in and shot it out."Now I am flying out into the wide world," said the pea, "Catch me if you can," and he was gone in a moment."I," said the second, "want to fly straight to the sun." And went away."We will go to sleep wherever we find ourselves," said the two next, "We shall still be rolling onwards," They felt on the floor,and roll about before they go into the pea-shooter;but they were put in it. "We shall go farther than the others," said they."What is to happen will happen," said the last,as he was shot out of the pea-shooter;and as he spoke he flew up against an old board under a window of an old house,and fell into a little crevice.The moss closed round him,and there he lay. 相似文献
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Passage 1A pregnant woman, accompanied by herhusband, went to see the doctor."Madam, exercise would be good for you," announced the doctor. "Walking is especially beneficial. Sir, it wouldn't hurt you to spend some time to take a walk with your wife!"Oh," said the father-to-be. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" 相似文献
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“I think we should have gotten that point,”said Wendy.“It wasnot fair for the referee to penalize our team.”“Well,”said Helen,“we may not think it is fair,but the referee isthe only one who can call the shots.If he said you were out of bounds,then we have to accept that decision.”Word explanation: 相似文献
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Today is Saturday. It is sunny and warm. I went shopping with my good friend. On our way to the supermarket, we saw a purse on the road. We picked it up. There was some money and an ID card in it. We went to a police station with the purse. Then we gave it to a policeman. When I went back home, I told my parents about it. They were very happy and said, "you're our good child. We are proud of you!" I am very happy today. 相似文献
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It is universally acknowledged that cultural diversity can be showed in various aspects, and it take the music culture for example here. As the UN Sec-Gen Ban Ki Moon said:“there are no languages requi... 相似文献
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When Order IS and Isn’t an Order Order的多咱含义The other day I went to see my doctor for a physical check-up.He said to me, "Our first order of business today is to get you a full blood test. "What the doctor said interested me.Of course it was not the blood test he was ordering for me that interested me;what interested me was the word "order". 相似文献
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Good IntentionsOne day a boy came to his teacher and said: "Teacher, Pa wants to know if you like roast pig."I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me."Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.Finally the teacher said to the boy: "I 相似文献
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Life is like a chocolate, as is often said, and you will never know what is inside until you open the box. However, too many times, we just can't face it when the box is opened. 相似文献