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(A) One day, Mr Black went into a restaurant. He put his coat on achair near the door. There was nothing in the pockets of his coat. Afterhis meal he put on the coat, then he found there was much money in oneof his pockets. He immediately realized that someone else had taken hiscoat away by mistake. “Whose coat is this?”he thought. He saw a waiternear the door, so Mr Black said to him, “Somebody put a lot of money inmy coat. I have no time to wait for him. I have to go. Return it to him,please.”The waiter took the money and went away. A moment later, an-other man came with a coat just like Mr BlackKs. “IKm sorry, ” said theman. “I took your coat and you got mine. Please give me my coat and the  相似文献   

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Jokes     
A Dirtier HandWhen he was a child, Mike did not always obey the rules of school. One day the teacher caught him breaking a rule and asked him to come up to be punished. In that school beating the palm of hand(手掌心)with a ruler was the punishment. Mike蒺s hands were very dirty, so on the way to the teacher蒺s desk, he wiped one of his hands on his coat.The teacher looked at it for a moment and said,“Mike, if you can find a dirtier hand in the class, I shall not punish you.”“Here it is…  相似文献   

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阅读理解     
Nasreddin wanted to buy some new clothes,sohe went to a shop.First he asked for some trousersand put them on,but then he took them off andgave them back to the shopkeeper and said,“No,give me a coat instead of these.”The man gave him a coat,and said,“This onecosts the same as the trousers.” Nasreddin took thecoat and walked out of the shop with it. Theshopkeeper ran after him and said,“You have notpaid for that coat!”“But I gave you the trousers for the coat,”saidNasreddin.“They co…  相似文献   

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:"If you kiss me,I'll turninto a beautiful princess."He bent over,picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said:"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,I willtell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."The man took the frog out of hispocket,smiled at it,and returned it to his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said,"If you kiss me and turn me back i…  相似文献   

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Passage 2 At one time, Einstein travelled over the States,giving lectures on the theory of relativity.He travelled by car, and became quite friendly with chauffeur.The chauffeur always listened to Einstein's lecture which he gave over and over again.One day he told Einstein that he knew the lecture so well that he was sure he could give it himself.Thinking this was amusing, Einstein said that,as nobody knew him in the place where he had to give his next lecture,perhaps the chauffeur could give the lectrue in his place.That evening they went along to the lecture hall.Both Einstein and the chauffeur wore dark blue suits and ties.Everybody applauded the chauffeur as he took his place on the stage.The lecture was a huge success.The chauffeur didn't make a single mistake or hesitation.When it was over,he collected the papers and put them in Einstein's bag.Then he started to leave,followed quietly by Einstein a few paces behind.Just before they got to the door,a man stopped them. He introduced himself to the  相似文献   

6.
游戏     
Heads or tails? Place some coins on a tabie(as many as youlike).Turn your back and ask a friend to turnover one coin at a time,saying“turn”wheneverhe does so.He can do it as often as he wantsand turn over the same coin several times if hewants.He then covers one coin with his thumb.When turning round,you will tell him if thecovered coin is heads or tails.  相似文献   

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A Farmer     
A man is driving down a country road,when he sees a farmer stand-ing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He drives the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there,doing nothing,looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car,walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him,“Ah,excuse me mister,but what are you doing?”The farmer replies,“I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize(诺贝尔奖).”“How?”asks the man,puzzled(迷惑不解).“Well,I heard they give the…  相似文献   

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A MAN wished to purchase an Ass,and agreed with its owner that he should try out the animal before he bought him.He took the Ass home and put him in the straw-yard with his other Asses,upon which the new animal left all the others and at once joined the one that was most idle and the greatest eater of them all.Seeing this,the man put a halter on him and led him back to his owner.On being asked how,in so short a time,he could have made a trial of him,he answered,“I do not need a trial;I kno…  相似文献   

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An employer was very anxious to find the most intelligent of the three men who had applied for a job. So he told them: "Here are five conical hats. Three are white and two are black. I shall ask you to stand in 3 corners of the room facing the wall, and I shall place a hat on each of your heads. When you turn round, you will be able to see the other's hats but not your own. The first one to tell me the colour of his own hat will get the job." He then placed a white hat on each man's head. When the three men turned to face each other there was a long silence. Then, suddenly, one of the candidates (候选人) said, "Mine is white." How did he work out that he had a white hat on his headv  相似文献   

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Mrs. Morelli is buying groceries in the supermarket.She is buyingall the groceries in her shopping cart and all the groceries on the check-outcounter.The cheek-out clerk is adding up the prices of the groceries onthe cash register.She is not going to pay him in cash.When he tellsher the total price she is going to write a check.Mr.Gonzalez is also buying groceries,but he is not buying verymuch,so he can use the express lane.The express lane is for customerswith from one to seven items.It is fast, but you can't pay with a check.  相似文献   

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The shell burst,and the five peas rolled out into the bright sunshine.There they lay in a child's hand.The little boy said they were fine peas for his pea-shooter.And immediately he put one in and shot it out."Now I am flying out into the wide world," said the pea, "Catch me if you can," and he was gone in a moment."I," said the second, "want to fly straight to the sun." And went away."We will go to sleep wherever we find ourselves," said the two next, "We shall still be rolling onwards," They felt on the floor,and roll about before they go into the pea-shooter;but they were put in it. "We shall go farther than the others," said they."What is to happen will happen," said the last,as he was shot out of the pea-shooter;and as he spoke he flew up against an old board under a window of an old house,and fell into a little crevice.The moss closed round him,and there he lay.  相似文献   

12.
Humor Corner     
Peter wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. Naturally, he become very concerned. So he goes to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor tells him that he has a rare disease that will require several months of medication - however the medication will  相似文献   

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There were two brothers living(居住)on a small hill.They had a houseand some fields(田地).But the elder(年长的)brother said to the youngerbrother one day“,The house is mine,the fields are mine too,you must makea living(过生活)by yourself(你自己).”The youger brother could donothing,so he left(leave~left)hishome.He went up to the hill and saton the ground.He was thinking of away to make a living by himself.Aphoenix(凤凰)flew to him and said,“Young man,don’t worry,I can helpyou.I can take…  相似文献   

14.
轻松驿站     
But Officer…但是,警官……One sunday,sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Offi-cer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself,“This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car,he notices that there are five old ladies—two in the front seat and three in the back—wide eyed and white as ghosts.The driver,obviously confused,says to him,“Officer,I don’t und…  相似文献   

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Question One: One day little Mary went to see her aunt. Her aunt asked her to take a bag of magazines back to her mother.“And these are for you,Mary.”said her aunt, putting some apples in the bag. On her way home, Mary met Jack and gave him half of the apples. As she went on, she met Peter and gave him one third of the apples left. After a while she came home and gave four apples to her younger sister Ann. In the end she found nothing but the magazines left in the bag. How many apples d…  相似文献   

16.
A Cloze Test     
Broad was a short boy. He was about one and a half metres 1. But he was sixty 2. He didn't do any exercise at school and he didn't do any housework at home.The teacher and the parents 3 about him. They wanted Broad to keep 4. "You are a good boy," said the teacher. "But you are  相似文献   

17.
雾都孤儿     
‘What’s your name.boy’asked a particularly fatman with a very round,red face. Oliver was frightened at the sight of so manypeople,and started to cry. ‘Why are you crying?’ The beadle hit him on the back,and so naturallyOliver cried even more. ‘The boy is a fool.’one member of the board  相似文献   

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I, You and shePeter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, YOU and SHE. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, “I, I am your teacher;(then pointing to a girl) she, she is your classmate; you, you are my student.”When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, “I, I am your teacher;(then pointing to his mother)she, she is your classmate;you, you are my student. ”H…  相似文献   

19.
A story About Mozart One day Mozart saw an old man playing the violin at the street corner.He found that the old man was playing one of his compositions (乐曲).The old man played for some time,but the cap in front of him was still empty-nobody put any money into the cap.Mozart asked the old man," Do you often play compositions by Mozart?" The old man answered." Now everybody knows Mozart and likes his compositions.""Do you make a living by playing the violin?" The old man said he did.Mozart took over the violin from the old man and began to play.  相似文献   

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Once (从前) Jack went to a big dinner party. His coat was not good. When he wentin, no one looked at him and no one gave him food. He was very 1 . 2 he went home,3 his best coat, and then came back to 4 party. Everyone stood up at once andcame 5 him. He was taken 6 the best table. Then Jack put his coat in the food,and 7 , "Please eat, dear coat." 8 people were very surprised (惊奇地) and asked, " 9 are you doing this?" Jackanswered, "I'm asking my coat to eat now. Because you gave this fo…  相似文献   

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