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A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice eveningdrive.The top was down,the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair,and he de-cided go open her up.As the needle jumped up to 80 mph,he suddenly saw flashing flashingred and blue lights behind him.“There' s no way they can catch a BMW,”he thought to himselfand opened her up further.The needle hit 90,100...then the reality of the situation hit him.  相似文献   

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1.In Spain there once lived a king and he was very fond of jokes.“I'll give a bag of gold,”he said,“to the person who can tell me the best story.There's only one rule:It must be a story which I can-not believe.If I can be lieve it,then I won't givea way the bag of gold.”ln2.Peoplecametothekingfromallpartsofthecountry.Theybroughtstrangeandwonderfulstories.Thekingsatinhispalaceandlistenedtoallthestories.Heenjoyedthemverymuch,buttoeachper-sonhesaid,“Icanbelievethatstory.Itcouldhappenandi…  相似文献   

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T here was once a guy who suffered from cancer, a cancer that can’t be cured. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of stay- ing home a…  相似文献   

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Forgetful Grass     
It was too late at night when an old man came to a small town.He found an(小旅馆)and wanted to1there for the night.After he had gone to hisroom,the owner said to his wife:“Look at his bag.There must be much2init.Let’s take it3when he’s asleep,and we can become rich.”“No,no,”said the woman.“He4look for his bag tomorrow morning.If he can’t5it,he’ll telephone the police.”They thought for a few minutes.6the woman had a good7.“Wehave forgetful grass.Why8some forgetful grass into his f…  相似文献   

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吝啬鬼     
Bob can’t swim.Last Sunday he fell into a river.He called for help.Aboy jumped into the river and pulled him out. “The boy saved your life.”said his wife.“Shouldn’t we give him apound?”“I was half dead when he pulled me out.”said Bob.“Give him half apound,dear.”  相似文献   

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高开疆 《英语辅导》2002,(12):27-27
We can make mistakes at any age.Some mistakes we make are about money.But mostmistakes are about people. “When I got that job,did Jim really feel good about it as a friend? Or is he envious (嫉妒)of my luck?”“And Paul--Why didn‘t I find that he was friendly just because I had a car? ”When we look back,thinking about these, that can make us feel bad.But when we look back ,it‘s too late.  相似文献   

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字迹     
Zhang could write very quickly and he thought he wasclever.But becuse his handwriting was so untidy all hisfriends laughed at him.One day he wrote a letter and thepaper was full of lines.It looked as if a spider had walkedall over it. He then asked his son to copy out the letter.But the soncould not read what his father had written.He held up theletter and said,“I’m sorry,father,but I can’t read this.What dothese words say?”  相似文献   

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Ali, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin. Nasreddin was already in bed. “It is late,” he said. “What do you want?” “I want you to write a letter to my wife,” said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for a few seconds and then said, “Has…  相似文献   

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中学生英语读写1.Once upon a time,there was a man named Dongguo.Mr.Dongguo was a kind-hearted man.He was even afraid of killing an ant while he was walking. One day he was going out with a bag full of books when he saw a wolf running to-wards him.“Ah,a wolf,”he cried out and was about to run away.2.“Help!Help!”the wolf ran up to him and shouted.“What's the matter with you.Mr.Wolf?”Mr. Dongguo stopped and asked.“Please save me,you kind-hearted man,”the wolf said wi…  相似文献   

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英语广角     
英语幽默谚语格言趣味英语完形填空IsItfarAli, who was working a long way from home, wanted to send a letter to his wife, but he could neither read nor write, and he had to work all day, so he could only look for somebody to write his letter late at night. At last he found the house of a letter-writer whose name was Nasreddin.Nasreddin was already in bed.“It is late,”he said. “What do you want?”“I want you to write a letter to my wife,”said Ali. Nasreddin was not pleased. He thought for …  相似文献   

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When Pastor Ovall picked up the phone,Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the line.“Hello,Pastor Ovall?”“Yes,this is.”“I'm calling to inquire about a member of your congregation,a Dr.Shipe.Do you recognize the name?”“Yes,he is a member of our congregation.How can I be of service?”  相似文献   

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Anyone who sees Luis Figo play willbe amazed by his abilities.He can run,kick, pass,and dribble(传球 )with the best of them .More often than not,he is responsible for his team s'success. A good student Figo was the only child of a rather poor family.He was blond as a kid.People may not know thathe was a very good studentat school,especially at Math,but he had to leave schoolto play football.Figo can speak four languages:Portuguess,English,Span- ish...and a bit of Swedish.Had he not become…  相似文献   

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Keeping Busy...     
Anewly married sailor was informed by theNavy that he was going to be stationed along way from home on a remote island inthe Pacific for a year.A few weeks After he gotthere he began to miss his new wife,so he wroteher a letter.“My love,”he wrote,“we are going to he apartfor a very long time.Already I'm starting to missyou and there's really not much to do here in the  相似文献   

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Jokes     
A Dirtier HandWhen he was a child, Mike did not always obey the rules of school. One day the teacher caught him breaking a rule and asked him to come up to be punished. In that school beating the palm of hand(手掌心)with a ruler was the punishment. Mike蒺s hands were very dirty, so on the way to the teacher蒺s desk, he wiped one of his hands on his coat.The teacher looked at it for a moment and said,“Mike, if you can find a dirtier hand in the class, I shall not punish you.”“Here it is…  相似文献   

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Mr Smith was ill and he went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him toput out his tongue(舌头),and then he said,“OK.You can put your tongueback now. There’s nothing wrong with you,but I'm afraid you have aproblem:you seldom take exercise.”。“But,doctor.”Mr Smith said,“I don’t think so.”“Don’t tell me what you think,“the doctor said.“I know what yon need.  相似文献   

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A man was travelling abroad in a small red car. One day he left the car and went shopping. When he came back, its roof was badly damaged. Some boys told him that an elephant had damaged it. The man did not believe them, but they took him to a cirus which was near there. The owner of the elephant said, “I am very sorry! My elephant has a big, round, red chair. He thought that your car was his chair, and he sat on it!” Then he gave the man a letter, in which he said that he was sorry and that he would pay for all the damage.  相似文献   

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In a Zoo     
Tony was very poor and wanted to get a job. One day he read in a news-paper that a man was wanted to work in a zoo.“That will be wonderful,”he thought,“I like animals, and looking after them will be interesting.”So Tony went to the manager of the zoo and asked for the job.“You look  相似文献   

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It was too late at night when an old man came to a small town. He found an inn (小旅馆) and wanted to 1 there for the night. After he had entered his room, the owner said to his wife "Look at his bag. There must be much 2 in it. Let's take it 3 when he's asleep, and we can become rich."“N o, no,” said the wom an. “H e 4 look for his bag tom orrowm orning.Ifhe can t 5 it,he lltelephone the police.”They thought for a few m inutes. 6 the wom an had a good 7 .“W e have forgetful grass.W hy…  相似文献   

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Wen is a senior high school student. He is ordinary, but in some way, he is not ordinary. Since he was born, he has led a smooth life. He studies in a famous senior high school and he does quite well in study. He is clever and quick-witted. Besides, he has a quite good family background. Maybe he is a little perplexed, but he knows exactly what his ambition is. Wen is very fond of computer. His love for computer made him give up his favorite sport- --basketball. He only knows that he can’t …  相似文献   

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《海外英语》2004,(11):48
A thirsty Stag went to a Pool to drink.As he saw hisown reflection(倒影)in the water,he was struck withadmiration(钦慕)for his fine antlers(角),but at the sametimc felt disgust for the weakness and slenderness of hislegs While he stood there,he was attacked by a Lion;buthe drew away from his pursuer,and kept his lead as theground over which he ran was open and free of trees But coming to a wood,he was caught by his antlersin the branches.and fell victim to his enemy “Woe is mel”he cried with his last breath,“I despisedmy legs which might have saved my life,but gloried inmy horns,which have proved my ruin.”  相似文献   

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