A TASTY MEAL     

《小学生时空》2005,(7)

A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he got back to the Stateshe called her."Hi Mom".he said."How'd you like the bird I gave you﹖" "It was elicious." "You ate the bird"the guy shrieked "He was very expensive. He could talk." "well,if he was so smart". replied the mother"Why didn't he say something﹖"A TASTY MEAL…  相似文献   

幽默与笑话     

Simon 《今日中学生》2004,(2):51-52

A Tasty Meal A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he got back to the States, he called her. "Hi Mom," he said. "How'd you like the bird I gave you?" "It was delicious."  相似文献   

盛满亲吻的纸盒     

张郁 《海外英语》2005,(3):32-32

The story goes that some time ago,a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper.Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."The man was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction,but his anger flared again when he found out the box was empty.He yelled at her, stating,"Don't you know, when you give someone a present;  相似文献   

善意的谎言     

李春 《中学生百科》2011,(23):41-43

He met her at a party.She was so outstanding,with many boys around her,while he was so normal,with nobody paying attention to him. At the end of the party,he invited her to have coffee with him.She was surprised,but due to being polite,she agreed. They sat in a nice coffee shop.He was too nervous to say anything, and she felt uncomfortable,thinking,"Please let me go home."Suddenly he asked the waiter,"Would you please give me some salt? I’ d like to put it in my coffee."Everybody stared at him—so strange!His face turned red,but,still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.  相似文献   

完形填空四则(英文)     

《Reading and Writing(初中版)》2005,(10)

AOne day a lawyer's wife fell i1and he went to get a doctor. The doctor went to see the woman, but before he went into the house he stopped. He knew that the lawyer never paid his b2. So he said to the lawyer, "But if I c3 your wife, I'm afraid you may not pay me."Sir," replied the lawyer," Here!have 500 dollars. Whether you cure my wife or whether you kill her,I will give you all t 4"The doctor was s5of the payment and went into the house. When he reached the woman's bedside,he knew at …  相似文献   

幽默与笑话     

Simon 《今日中学生》2004,(Z2)

A Tasty Meal一顿美餐A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for herbirthday.When he got back to the States,he called her. “HiMom,”he said.“How’d you like the bird I gave you?”  相似文献   

Joke Nest and Hair     

《家教世界》2012,(21):46

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Who Is Deaf?     

《中学英语园地》2006,(3)

An old man thought his wife was a bit deaf and he decided to try her out. He stepped back 10 meters and asked his wife from behind, "Can you hear me?" He heard no answer from his wife, so he walked forward and stood 6 meters away from her. "Can you hear m…  相似文献   

信箱钥匙     

廖振言 《中学教与学》2005,(8):F004-F004

AbstractOnce an Englishman went to the seashore for his summer holidays.He asked his housekeeperto post 1 letters that he would receive during his absence.She promised him 2 that. The Englishman rested 3 .A month passed but he received no letters.He thought it strange and he rang 4 his housekeeper. "Why didnt you post me my letters?" "Because you didnt 5 me the key of the letter-box,"was the reply. The Englishman 6 and promised to send her the key.In some days he pu…  相似文献   

Humour     

旷贤妧 《中学生英语读写(高考版)》2002,(1)

Tom came to a small restaurant for lunch. Somehow he wanted to go to the toilet, but he didn't know where it was. He asked a waiter who was passing by."Just follow the flies !" answered the waiter.Mum: Naughty boy! Did you fight with others? Look! You have had you  相似文献