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Washington Cutthe Trees Washington was the first president of America.When he was a boy,he cut his fathers two cherry trees.His father returned and gotvery angry.He said to himself,“If I found out who cut my trees,I would give him a good beating.”The father looked everywhere.When he asked his son,Washingtonbegan to cry.“I cut your trees!”Washington told the truth.The father carried his son in his arm and said,“My clever child,I would ratherlose one hundred trees than you should tell…  相似文献   

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字迹     
Zhang could write very quickly and he thought he wasclever.But becuse his handwriting was so untidy all hisfriends laughed at him.One day he wrote a letter and thepaper was full of lines.It looked as if a spider had walkedall over it. He then asked his son to copy out the letter.But the soncould not read what his father had written.He held up theletter and said,“I’m sorry,father,but I can’t read this.What dothese words say?”  相似文献   

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幽默与笑话     
A Barking Dog Does not BiteOne day Jack with his father went to see his granny who lived inthe countryside(乡下).At the door,a big dog began to bark.Jackwas afraid of the dog and wanted to run home.But his father said,“Don!t be afraid,my dear son.Don!t you know the proverb(谚语),‘A barking dog does not bite(吠犬不咬人)’?”“Oh,yes.‘said Jack,’I know the proverb,so do you,but doesthe dog know the proverb?”Wait Five MinutesTom came home very late because he had been busy with hisbusi…  相似文献   

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A man in Scotland called his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and said, I hate to ruin your day,but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. Dad,what are you talking about? the son screamed. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, the father said. We're sick of each other,and I'm sick of talking about this,so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her about it. Frantic,the son called his sister,who exploded on the phone. L...  相似文献   

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What goes up...     
A father was at the beach with his children when the tour-year-old son Fan up to him, grabbed hishand, and led him to a place on the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happenedto him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment as he and his father stood looking at the seagull. Finally the son said,"Why did God throw him back down?"  相似文献   

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A mother and a son were washing dishes while the father and the daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes then complete silence.The girllooked atherfatherand said,“Itwas M um.”“H ow do you know?”asked herfather.“She didn tsay anything.”She Didn't Say Anything@一夫…  相似文献   

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醉酒     
<正>[英语原文]One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If  相似文献   

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Drunk     
《新高考》2013,(Z2):35
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What’s the meaning of the word‘Drunk’,dad?""Well,my son,"his father replied,"Look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."  相似文献   

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William Tell was an unlikely hero.When he and his small son walked from Burglen to Altdorf, they never imaqined they would qalvanize the idea of a free Switzerland.In fact,father and son went right by the pole with the hat on top.Who would expect Hermann Gessler,Austria's autocratic man in charge of Switzerland.to demand that people bow to his hat?  相似文献   

10.
Evils of Alcohol     
《新高考》2013,(9):28
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived,while the one in the whiskey curled up and died."All right,son,"asked the father,"What does that show you?"  相似文献   

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After his father's death,the son left his mother at an old age home.The son used to visit her sometimes. One day,he received a phone call from the old age home.On the other side of the call was his mother.In a very serious 1)tone she said,"Please come to visit." The son went and saw that his mother was very serious.  相似文献   

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阅读理解     
One day, Mr. Read and his son Robert were going out for a walk. He put on a pair of shoes together with a pair of different socks, one white and one yellow. As he came out of his house, his son noticed(注意) the colours of his father's socks and said, “You've put on two different socks, Dad.”  相似文献   

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《海外英语》2005,(2):26
There was once a young man who wanted to go on a journey.His mother provided him with sacks(麻布袋)of dried meat and pairs of moccasins(鹿皮鞋),but his father said to him:"Here,my son,arefour magic arrows.When you are in need,shoot one of them!"  相似文献   

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Drunk     
《新高考》2013,(7):35-35
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.  相似文献   

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1.Once upon a time,there was an old man,who enshrined ( 祀奉 ) several Bodhisattvas at home.2.He would be away from home.Before going,he told his son to enshrine the Bodhisattvas with cooked meat.3.After his father left,the son ate the meat up,and had the Bodhisattvas broken. 4.When the old man came back,he was surprised at this,saying," Who has done it?" 5.The son said," They contended the meat,so they fought each other.As a result,they had their bodies smashed to p…  相似文献   

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JOKE     
<正>An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had noth-ing left. Of course, when that happened, all his friends left him. When he was quite poor and alone, he went to see Nasreddin, who was a kind, clever old man and often helped people when they had troubles. "My money has finished and my friends have gone,"said the young man. “What will happen to me now?”  相似文献   

17.
Fun Time     
冰洋 《今日中学生》2016,(19):50-51
Drunk In the afternoon,a father and his little son are going home.At this age,the boy is very interested in all kinds of things and is always asking questions.Now,he asks,"What's the meaning of the word ‘drunk’,dad? Well,my son,"his father replies (回答),"look,there stand two policemen.If I regar (把 ……看作) the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But,dad," the boy says,"there's only one policeman!"  相似文献   

18.
天堂之路     
A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years,the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the barand tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out!The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Twoarms pops out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing,begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!  相似文献   

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A Biography Michael Schumacher was born January 3, 1969,to parents Rolf and Elisabeth Schumacher, in H?rth-Herm?lheim, Germany. When Schumacher was 4 years old, his father gave him a pedal kart that hefixed up for him, inspired by some men in the Schumachers' neighborhood who put a kart together themselves. This became Rolf Schumacher's hobby,much to the advantage of son Michael.Despite the fact that his son Michael was a nat…  相似文献   

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STORIES     
A John was the only son of a wealthy American businessman.Usually he was taken to school by the driver in his father's beautiful car before the driver took his father to the office.One evening father told him that he had to go to the airport early the next morning,so he would need the car in the time that John had to go to school.He said that John's mother,who had another car,would still be in bed at the time he had to leave the house."Well,how shall I get to school if you need your car and Mum's still in bed?" John asked.  相似文献   

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