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Mr Harris had never married, and he lived in a small house 1 himself. He was always very careful about 2 he ate and drank, and he never went out 3 the weather was cold. He was always afraid that he has getting some terrible disease, 4 he often went to see his doctor,and the doctor was getting very tired 5 his patient`s imagined illnesses, 6 he had more important work to do.  相似文献   

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Ted worked in a factory in a big town.He worked hard from Monday toFriday,and on weekends he usually went fishing.He liked fishing and wasvery good at it.Very often he went down to the small river behind the factoryand tried his luck.But there were very few fish in the river,and he had  相似文献   

3.
FUNNY STORIES     
伍琪 《今日中学生》2012,(25):24-25
A One morning Wood left his house with six donkeys (驴) for the market.After a time,he got tired and got on to one of them.He counted the donkeys,and there were only five,so he got off and looked for the sixth.However,he did not find it,so he went back to the donkeys and counted them again.This time there were six,so he got on to one of them again and went on forward.  相似文献   

4.
一条裤子     
1. A young man once went into the town and bought himself a pair of trousers. When he got home, he went upstairs to his room and put them on. He found that they were about two inches long.  相似文献   

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AOne day a lawyer's wife fell i1and he went to get a doctor. The doctor went to see the woman, but before he went into the house he stopped. He knew that the lawyer never paid his b2. So he said to the lawyer, "But if I c3 your wife, I'm afraid you may not pay me."Sir," replied the lawyer," Here!have 500 dollars. Whether you cure my wife or whether you kill her,I will give you all t 4"The doctor was s5of the payment and went into the house. When he reached the woman's bedside,he knew at …  相似文献   

6.
HUMOROUS STORIES     
艾午 《今日中学生》2013,(11):23-25
Old Mr Black loved hunting and he often went with his friends to the forest to shoot bears. But his eyes were not good and several times he nearly shot people instead of bearsi His friends were always very careful when they went out shooting with him.  相似文献   

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(A) Yesterday evening,when I went to town 1my mother,we met a strange old man. It was raining 2and we had no umbrella.We were trying to3a taxi when he came up to us.He was carrying a nice umbrella and he said that he would give 4for only a pound.He had forgotten his wallet.He said he needed taxi to go back home.My mother didn't believe what he had said at first,and5 him a lot of questions.But she finally believed the man and gave him the pound.She was happy to6 a good umbrella for so little.However,the old man didn't get into a taxi.We walked7 him and found he went into a pub and bought himself a glass of 8with the pound.After he drank it,he 9~his hat and took up one of the many wet umbrellas there and went off with the new one.  相似文献   

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幽默故事     
A Mr Leonard was twenty-three years old and very rich.He was not married and he lived in two rooms in a small house in a city.Every summer he went down to the sea for a holiday.He stayed in small,cheap hotels,but he always wanted to have a clean,tidy room.He hated dirty places. One summer a friend of his said,"Go to the Tower Hotel in Whitesea.I went there last year,and it was very nice and clean." So Mr Leonard went to the Tower Hotel in Whitesea.But there was a different manager that year.  相似文献   

9.
SHORT MEMORIES     
During the 1920s,Dad worked hard tosupport our family, but there was very littlemoney left over. One day,I noticed the sole was almost off one of his shoes and he was putting a cardboard in its place so he could go to work. After he went to bed that night, I quickly took his shoes and went out to the  相似文献   

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减肥(英文)     
1.One day a very fat man went to see a doctor and asked the doctor to help him to lose weight.The doctor looked him over and said,"Oh,you will die in forty days."2.The fat man was very sad.After he re-turned home,he lay in bed all day long.He didn’t do anything and waited for hisdeath.With each passing day,he ate lessand less and was becoming thinner andthinner.3.Forty days passed,but he did not die.Hewaited for another day.Then he went tothe doctor and asked him,“Forty dayshave passed,bu…  相似文献   

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幽默三则     
A Drinker's SuccessA heavy drinker realized the harm done to him by wine and made up his mind to give up drinking. One day he went shopping in the town near his home. He was determined to come back home without even sipping(呷)a drop of wine. Shopping over, he passed by a wine shop. "Here is a place to test myself," he thought, and went away. He felt encouraged with this first success . He came to another wine shop, and did the same, bravely. He was very glad. Finally he came to his favorite wine shop near his house. He went into it and drank happily to celebrate his success in abstinence from wine(戒酒)all day.  相似文献   

12.
短文改错5题     
一 One of Nasreddin' s friends loved money very much, and never gave something to anybody. Soon he became very rich. One day he walking near the river while he slipped and fell in. His friends ran to help him, and one of them knelt on the ground, holding out his hand and said, "Give me your hand, and I will push you out ! " The rich man' s head went down the water and then went up again, but he did not take his friend his hand. Again other of his friends tried, but again the different thing …  相似文献   

13.
《学子》2003,(1)
Mr.Jones was very angry with his wife,and she was very angry with herhusband.For several days they did not speak to each other at all.One eveningMr.Jones was very tired when he came back from work,so he went to bed soonafter dinner.Of course,he did not say anything to Mrs.Jones.before he wentupstairs.Mrs.Jones washed the dinner things and then did some sewing.Whenshe went up to bed much later then her husband,she found a piece of paper on  相似文献   

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Jim went to the doctor‘s this morning. He likesapples very much and yesterday he ate too manygreen ones, so this morning he had a stomach-ache(胃疼), When he came to breakfast he was crying.  相似文献   

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Bill is a doorman. He works in a factory, and he usually comes home at seven every evening. Last Friday he came back home very early, and he was very angry. He shut the door very hard, went into the living room and sat down. His wife went to him and looked at him for a few seconds. Then she asked him, "Why are you so angry, Bill?" "Because tickets cost 70 cents last week, but now they costs only 60 cents, " he said. "But that isn't bad, Bill," his wife said. "It's good. Going by bus is muc…  相似文献   

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Buying the TicketsThe woman in a theatre box-office was surprised one evening just be-fore the show at the behaviour of a boy.He bought a ticket,went away,and then returned a few minutes later to buy another one,he went awayagain,returned and bought a third ticket.Then he went away yet again,returned yet again and bought a fourth ticket.By this time the show hadstarted,so the woman in the box-office said,“I hope you donHt mind myasking,boy,but why do you keep coming back and buying more tic…  相似文献   

17.
安捷 《今日中学生》2013,(16):23-25
A A French student went to London for his holiday.He though the knew a little English so people could understand him.One day he went to a restaurant and sat down at the table.He wanted a cup of tea and some eggs.  相似文献   

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When ceordon was young he played a lot of sports games,and he was thin and strong,but when he was about 45,he began to get fat and slow,he couldn‘t breathe as before and when he walked fast,his heart beat painfully,he didn‘t do anything about this for a long time,but finally he became,afraid and went to see a doctor,and the doctor took him to a hospital.  相似文献   

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I Save 20 Cents Less Bill is a doorman. He works in a factory, and he usually comes home at seven every evening. Last Friday he came back home very early, and he was very angry. He shut the door very hard, went into the living room and sat down. His wife…  相似文献   

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A Old Mr Black loved shooting bears,and His eyes were not good much more.Several times he badly shot people instead bears,so his friends were always very careless when they went out shooting with him.One day a young friend of him wanted to make a fun of him,so he got a big piece of white paper and wrote on it with very large letters I AM A BEAR.Then he tied it on his back and went off.His friends saw it and smiled a lot.And it did not save him.After a few minutes Mr Black shot him and k…  相似文献   

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