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政治理论挽年马克思与农村公社”“““’‘’‘”‘’.‘’‘’‘’‘’‘’.‘’.‘”“.‘.’.’.’.‘.’‘’额尔敦扎布(l·l)论党对新民主主义向社会主义转变的战略构想‘”’.‘’“’‘”.““’‘’“’‘.‘’“““‘盖克敏(3·l)试论党的民族区域自治政策的形成及其理论基础’‘”‘.’‘””‘.”’.“.”‘.‘”‘”‘宋雅岚(3·67)论白治机关的自治权““’“’“’““””‘巴“””‘’‘’““’.’.”’.‘”’‘…”‘.‘孙忠霖(3·75) 哲学唯物主义方法:一个基本的哲学方法和科学方法”’.’‘’‘’.“‘”““’‘.…  相似文献   

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A Sad Story     
Jimmettwofriendsinthestreet.“Comebacktomyapartmentforameal,”hesaid.“Youcanseethewholeofthecityfrommybedroomwindow.”HistwofriendsagreedandtheywentbackwithJimtotheapartmentbuildingwherehelivedonthe40thfloor.Whentheyarrived,however,theelevatorwasoutoforder.“I’msorry,”Jimsaid,“we’llhavetowalk.”“Butit’sfortyfloors!”theysaid.“We’lltalkasweclimb,”Jimsaid.“Youcantellmethenewjokesyou’veheardandwhenwegettomyapartmentI’lltellyouastory.”Hisfriendsagreedandtheystartedtoclimbtheforty…  相似文献   

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Onceuponatime,therewasabeautifulprincessnamedLeia.Leia’sfather,theKing,wantedhisdaughtertomarryanintelligentman.HeputLeia’spictureinoneofthreeboxes.AnyonewhowantedtomarryLeiahadtochoosetherightboxintwentyseconds.TheKingsaid“Eachboxhasamessageonit.Onlyoneofthethreemessagesiscorrect.”Onthegoldboxwasthemessage,“Leia’spictureisinthisbox.”Onthesilverboxwasthemessage,“Leia’spictureisnotinthisbox.”Onthewoodenboxwasthemessage,“Leia’spictureisnotinthegoldbox.”WhichboxcontainedLeia’s…  相似文献   

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博·朋友     
...……”‘.“”.’“’‘’“‘’.’‘.”‘’‘”‘’“‘’“”.“‘’‘.’“‘’::丁:·“‘’‘’一“甲鉴犷苍至含香委通…_一::::、蕊点一甲博·朋友~~  相似文献   

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两个鸡蛋     
“What’sthematter,Bob?”askedhismother.“Whydoyoulooksosad?”“Idon’thaveanyonetoplaywith,”Bobsaid.“Whydon’twejuststayinSaltLakeCity?Ihadfriendsthere.”“Youwillsoonmakefriendshere,”saidhismother.“Waitandsee。”Justthentherewasataponthedoor.Mrs.Milleropenedit.Therestoodawomanwithredhair.“Hello,”shesaid.“I’mMrs.Carey.Ilivenextdoor.”“Comein.”saidMrs.Miller.“BobandIaresogladyoucame.”“Icametoaskfortwoeggs,”saidMrs.Carey.“Iwanttobakeacake.”“Youmayhavetheeggs,”saidMrs.Miller.“Butdositdown.Let’shavecoffeeandtalkalittle.”Th...  相似文献   

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English Humor     
IprayedmoresnowAfterasnowstormthatclosedalltheschools,theteacheraskedaneight-year-oldboyifhehadusedhisextratimeconstructively.“Yes,”hereplied,“Iprayedformoresnow.”ComputerUserWaitingintheelevator’scorner,Iwatchedwithfascinationasawomangoton,pushed“2”andthen“4”.Theelevatorascended,stoppingatbothfloorsbutshedidn’tgetoff.“Youmissedyourfloor,”Icom-mented.“I’mgoingtothetwenty-fourthfloor.”“Butyoupushedtwoandfour.”“Oh,no。”Shewailed,“I’vebeenonthecomputertoolong.”?English …  相似文献   

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ⅠAsyouknow,MarkTwainwasafamousAmericanwriterandJamesWhistlerwasafa-mouspainter.TwainlikedWhistler’sworkverymuch,andthere’sastoryaboutthedayhevisitedWhistlerinhisstudio.Whistlerwasaratherseriousperson,butTwainen-joyedjokes.TwainwalkedroundthestudiolookingatWhistler’swonderfulpaintings.“Ilikethispictureofthesea,”Twainsaid.“Yes,Ipainteditsometimeago.It’scalled‘AngrySea’.”“Thecolorsarebeautiful,”Twainsaid.Thenhepointedatanotherpicture.“Ilikethewaythewomanisstandinginthepicture.Ilikethewayshe’slookingoutofthewin...  相似文献   

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ⅠAsyouknow,MarkTwainwasafamousAmericanwriterandJamesWhistlerwasafa-mouspainter.TwainlikedWhistler’sworkverymuch,andthere’sastoryaboutthedayhevisitedWhistlerinhisstudio.Whistlerwasaratherseriousperson,butTwainen-joyedjokes.TwainwalkedroundthestudiolookingatWhistler’swonderfulpaintings.“Ilikethispictureofthesea,”Twainsaid.“Yes,Ipainteditsometimeago.It’scalled‘AngrySea’.”“Thecolorsarebeautiful,”Twainsaid.Thenhepointedatanotherpicture.“Ilikethewaythewomanisstandinginthepictur…  相似文献   

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Story:Kathy,JoeandLeoaretalkingaboutKathy’sfamilymembers.“Whatisyourmother?”asksJoe.“She’sanurse,”Kathyreplies.“Whatisyourfather?”Leoasks.“He’sapoliceman,”Kathysays.“Apoliceman?Cool!”sayLeoandJoetogether.TheywanttobeasbraveasKathy’sfather.Kathyissoproudof  相似文献   

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Mr.Knottwasamiddleschoolteacher.HetaughtinabigschoolinLondon.Helivedalongwayfromschool,sohewasusuallyquitetiredwhenhegothome.Atnineo’clockonenight,whenhewasinbed,thetelephonebellranginthehall(厅)ofhishouse,sohewentdownstairs,pickedupthetelephoneandsaid,“ThisisWhitebridge3156.Who’sspeaking,please?”“Watt,”amananswered.“What’syourname,please?”saidMr.Knott.“Watt’smyname,”wastheanswer.“Yes,Iaskedyouthat,what’syourname?”Mr.Knottsaidagain.“Itoldyou,Watt’smyname,”saidtheotherma…  相似文献   

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Jokes and Humor     
NottoBeTakenOutMarkTwainoncewenttoborrowacertainbookfromaneighbourinTarrytown.“MayIborrowabookfromyou?”heaskedpolitely.“Yes,you’remorethanwelcometoit,”theneighbourtoldhim.“ButImustaskyoutoreadithere.YouknowImakeitarulenevertoletanybookgooutofmylibrary.”SomedayslatertheneighbourwishedtoborrowMarkTwain’smachineforcuttinggrassinthegarden.“Why,certainly,”MarkTwaintoldhim.“You’remorethanwelcometoit.ButImustaskyoutouseithere.YouknowthatImakeitarulenevertoletitgooutofmygar-den.”…  相似文献   

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Jokes and Humor     
ImitationAschoolboywenthomewithapaininhisstomach.“Well,sitdownandeatyourtea,”saidhismother.“Yourstomach’shurtingbecauseit’sempty.It’llbeallrightwhenyou’vegotsome-thinginit.”ShortlyafterwardsDadcameinfromtheof-fice,complainingofaheadache.“That’sbecauseit’sempty,”saidhisbrightson.“You’llbeallrightifyouhadsomethinginit.”模仿一个小男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。“来,坐下,吃点点心,”妈妈说,“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西,就会好的。”一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回来了,说是头痛。“你头痛是…  相似文献   

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Humour     
TheTeacherIstheLaziestFather:Yourteachersaidyouwerethelaziestpupilinyourclass.Son:No,I’mnot.Father:Butwhodoesnothingwhiletheotherpupilsarebusydoingtheirexercises.Son:It’sourteacher,ofcourse!DifferentOpinionsWhenMrJacksongothomefromwork,hesawhiswifeinthesitting-room.Shewasstandingonachairandputtingupapicture.Hesaid,“Youmustn’tputupsuchapictureinthesitting-room.Youshouldputitupinthebedroom.”“Itdoesn’tmatter,”saidthewoman,“Idon’tthinkit’sany鄄thingdifferent.”“You’realwaysind…  相似文献   

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Patricknev-erdidhomework.“Tooboring,”hesaid.Heplayedbaseballandbas-ketballinstead.Histeacherstoldhim,“Patrick。Doyourhomeworkoryouwon’tlearnathing.”Andit’strue,sometimeshedidfeellikeading-a-ling.Butwhatcouldhedo?Hehatedhomework.ThenonSt.Patrick’sDayhiscatwasplayingwithalittledollandhegrabbeditaway.Tohissurpriseitwasn’tadollatall,butamanofthetiniestsize.Hehadalittlewoolshirtwitholdfash-ionedbritchesandahightallhatmuchlikeawitch’s.Heyelled,“Saveme。Don’tgivemebacktothatcat.I’llgrantyouawish,Ipromiseyouthat.”Pat...  相似文献   

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第I卷一、选择日:《本六四共15小口:第1—10N每小题4分,第11—15题出小题5分,共65分)1.函数人x)=cos(sinx)的最小亚周期为()(A)4。(B)2。(C)。’(D)%·、·-··’·、一”一’“”一”“”一”22.当ae(昔,。)时,复数Z=2(二十0(cos isina)的辐角主值为()。—’”““”2’‘“’”“’“”““”“”“”“’““““’”“””““““’/“( )4-0( )y-e(C)y 6(D)2。*6”““”4””一”4””一’4”””一,一‘“3.已知等差数列lffel中,山一2,击。二,又数列{_【是等差数列.则。=()。”’”””””“—””’一”’””’“’“’””…  相似文献   

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AliceAndrewswasveryworriedaboutherson,John.Hewasoften1.Onemorningshewalked2hisroom,turnedonthelight,andsaid,“It’stimetogetup,John.Youcan’tstayin3bedallday.”Johnturned4inbed.Hedidnotwanttogetup.Heturnedoffthelight.“Don’tgoto5again,”Alicesaid."Getupnoworyou’llbelateagain6school."Sheturnedthelightonagain.FifteenminuteslaterJohncameintothekitchenandsatdownatthetable.“Eatyour7quickly,”Alicesaid.“It’salmosteightthirty.”“Thereisnohurry,”Johntoldhismother.“I’mnotgoingto8today.…  相似文献   

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READINGS     
IamnotillClassisover.MrZhangasksLiLeitocometohisoffice.HegivesLiLeiapill(药片)andacupofwater.“Now,pleasetakethepill.”saysMrZhang,theEnglishteacher.“I’mnotill.”saysLiLei.“Whydoyougivemeapill?”askstheboy.“Yes,youaren’tillnow.”saystheteacher.“Ithinkyou’llhavepainsallover(全身疼痛)afteryougohome.”“Why?”asksLiLei.“Yourfather,myclassmateLiYongtelephonesme.Heasksmeaboutallyourthingsatschool.AndItellhimallaboutthen.I’mverysorry.Pleasetakeanotherpill.Yourfatherknowsthatyoufa…  相似文献   

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OnedayJohnBobSmithandMarywenttoashoptobuyradios.TheywereshownfourmodelsaRedBannerwhichcost60dollarsaRedWaveswhichcost70dollarsaRedStarwhichcost40dollarsaRedVoicewhichcost30dollarsEachpersonboughtadifferentmodel.Afterthattheytalkedtoeachother.“Ihadonly50dollarswithme,”saidJohn.“MyradioismoreexpensivethanMarry’s”saidthepersonwhoboughttheRedWaves.“I’vegotthecheapest”somebodysaidtoJohn.“I’mgladIdidn’tbuytheRedVoice”saidMary.“Mineislessexpensivethanyours”saidBobtoSmith.Now…  相似文献   

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ItwasJimmy’sbirthday.Hegotquitealotofpresents,andoneofthemwasabeautifuldrum.“Whogaveyouthat?”Auntyasked.“Grandpadid,”Jimmyanswered.Ofcourse,Jimmylikedthedrumverymuch.Hemadeaterriblenoisewithit.Auntydidnotmind.Butoneoftheneighborsdidnotlikethenoiseatall.SoonedaytheneighbortookasharpknifeandwenttoJimmy’sroomwhenhewasbeatinghisdrum.“Hello,Jimmy,”shesaidtohim,“Doyouknowthere’ssomethingveryniceinsideyourdrum?Hereisaknife.Openthedrumandlet’sfindit.”Laterthatafternoon,Auntyfoundtha…  相似文献   

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Jokes and Humor     
ImitationAschoolboywenthomewithapaininhisstomach.“Well,sitdownandeatyourtea,”saidhismother.“Yourstomach’shurtingbecauseit’sempty.It’llbeallrightwhenyou’vegotsome-thinginit.”ShortlyafterwardsDadcameinfromtheof-fice,complainingofaheadache.“That’sbecauseit’sempty,”saidhisbrightson.“You’llbeallrightifyouhadsomethinginit.”模仿一个小男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。“来,坐下,吃点点心,”妈妈说,“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西,就会好的。”一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回来了,说是头痛。“你头痛是因为脑袋是空的,”聪明的儿子说,“里面装点东西,就会好的。”HeatandColdOnceateacherofphysicsaskedTomabouttheeffect(作用)ofheatandcold.“Heatm...  相似文献   

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