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One of Nasreddin’s friends loved moneyvery much,and he would never give anything toanybody.He was rich, but not many peopleloved him or understood him. One day he was walking along the riverwith his friends when he slipped and fell intothe river.His friends ran to help him.One ofthem knelt on the ground,holding but his hand,said, “Give me your hand,and I'll pull youout!”  相似文献   

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SHORT MEMORIES     
During the 1920s,Dad worked hard tosupport our family, but there was very littlemoney left over. One day,I noticed the sole was almost off one of his shoes and he was putting a cardboard in its place so he could go to work. After he went to bed that night, I quickly took his shoes and went out to the  相似文献   

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HUMOROUS STORIES     
艾午 《今日中学生》2013,(11):23-25
Old Mr Black loved hunting and he often went with his friends to the forest to shoot bears. But his eyes were not good and several times he nearly shot people instead of bearsi His friends were always very careful when they went out shooting with him.  相似文献   

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This evening my younger brother came home with a sad look.After Isked him the reason again and again,he told me why.He likes pingpongall,but he’s not good at it. So this afternoon his friends went to play  相似文献   

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Once upon a timethere lived two friends a cat and a monkey. One day the monkey found some chestnuts in a fire. He wanted to eat the chestnuts but he was afraid of burning his hand so he took the cat to the fire and said "Look  here is a fine dinner for us. I have found these chestnuts but your claws are sharper than mine. So if you will pull them out of the fire we will have a great dinner together."The cat agreed to it,and began to pull the chestnuts out of the fire.Shebur…  相似文献   

6.
幽默故事     
A Mr Leonard was twenty-three years old and very rich.He was not married and he lived in two rooms in a small house in a city.Every summer he went down to the sea for a holiday.He stayed in small,cheap hotels,but he always wanted to have a clean,tidy room.He hated dirty places. One summer a friend of his said,"Go to the Tower Hotel in Whitesea.I went there last year,and it was very nice and clean." So Mr Leonard went to the Tower Hotel in Whitesea.But there was a different manager that year.  相似文献   

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新床     
A man called Zhang bought a new bed.He paid a lot of moneyfor it and he wanted to show it to all his friends.But he did notknow how to show it to all his friends.Then,one day,he thought of away.He told everyone that he was ill and he stayed in bed.In awhile.his friends came to visit him.They all went into his bedroom.One of them,a man called Wu,had just bought some new shoes andhe was very proud of them.Sitting next to Zhang’s bed,he lifted uphis feet and put his shoes on top of the bed so that Zhang could seethem.After a few minutes of nobody saying anything,Wu said,“Well,what’s wrong with you?”  相似文献   

8.
游过鳄鱼池     
A rich man owned a large house with an outdoor swimming pool.He also owned a crocodile.He kept it in the pool.One day he asked his friends and a lot of people around his house to come to a party."How about a swim?" He asked.The pool looked very nice and clean but no one dared to go in for  相似文献   

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A Old Mr Black loved shooting bears,and His eyes were not good much more.Several times he badly shot people instead bears,so his friends were always very careless when they went out shooting with him.One day a young friend of him wanted to make a fun of him,so he got a big piece of white paper and wrote on it with very large letters I AM A BEAR.Then he tied it on his back and went off.His friends saw it and smiled a lot.And it did not save him.After a few minutes Mr Black shot him and k…  相似文献   

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This is a story which tells that there was a rich man who wished to do something for people. First he decided to find out whether they deserved his help. So he placed a very large stone in the center of a village, and hid nearby to see what would happen. One man came and complained1 about the stone in the road, but did not do anything.  相似文献   

11.
Jokes     
金玉 《今日中学生》2011,(13):24-25
A One day,a rich man and his son went out for a walk.On their way,the rich man felt very uncomfortable and found he had put on a pair ofodd shoes,one with a thick sole and the other with a thin sole.  相似文献   

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Sign Language     
An Englishman was once travelling in Italy. He could not speak Italian. One day he went to a restaurant and sat at a table. When the waiter came, the Englishman opened his mouth, put his fingers into it, took them out again and moved his lips. By doing these he meant, "Bring me something to eat." The waiter soon brought him a cup of tea. The Englishman shook his head and the waiter understood him to say that he didn't want tea, so he took it away and brought him some coffee. The Englishman…  相似文献   

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FUNNY STORIES     
伍琪 《今日中学生》2012,(25):24-25
A One morning Wood left his house with six donkeys (驴) for the market.After a time,he got tired and got on to one of them.He counted the donkeys,and there were only five,so he got off and looked for the sixth.However,he did not find it,so he went back to the donkeys and counted them again.This time there were six,so he got on to one of them again and went on forward.  相似文献   

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Jack was a very rich man. He had got a bag of gold from business, but he did not know where to keep it. He was afraid that thieves might 1 his house and steal it away. One day when it was time to go to bed, he put the gold bag beside his pillow (枕头) and tied the bag to his arm. But he was awake all night because he was worrying about the gold. Finally, he 2 to hide the bag of gold in a hole near a tall tree in his back garden.“But the people m ay still know that there s gold in t…  相似文献   

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Funny Stories     
Chaplin and a fly One afternoon when Charlie Chaplin(卓别林)was sitting together with his friends talking,a fly flew into the room and kept flying around Chaplin’s head.Chaplin waved his hand to drive it away,but the fly soon came back again.For once it even rested on his nose!Chaplin got angry.He took up a fly-swatter(苍蝇拍)and swung at it,but the fly got away in time.  相似文献   

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Professor Green is a world-famous scientist. And he is always busy thinking about scientific problems and seldom notices what is going on around him. So funny things often happen to him because he is not only absent-minded but shortsighted as well.One fine day recently, he went for a walk in the countryside,but as usual he had a book in his hand, and had no sooner set out for his walk than he became absorbed in reading. He hadn't gone far when he bumped into a cow and fell down. In the fall, …  相似文献   

17.
阅读理解     
Walt Disney(沃尔特·迪斯尼) was born in Chicago(芝加哥) in 1901.He enjoyed drawing.He was very poor.He drew pictures in his dad's garage(车库).One day a mouse came into the garage and played on the floor.Disney gave him some bread. Then the mouse came up and sat on his desk.In this way,the mouse and the poor artist became good friends.Later Disney went to Hollywood(好莱坞).He worked very hard,but he was not known(出名) to many people.  相似文献   

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Mr Smith worked in London last year, but then he changed his job, and he and his wife moved to another town. They didn't have many friends there, but soon they met a lot of interesting people and after a few weeks they often went to dinner or parties at other people's houses.  相似文献   

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After his father's death,the son left his mother at an old age home.The son used to visit her sometimes. One day,he received a phone call from the old age home.On the other side of the call was his mother.In a very serious 1)tone she said,"Please come to visit." The son went and saw that his mother was very serious.  相似文献   

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A rich man in the Qi Kingdom had two silly sons, but the rich man loved his sons very much and they were the apples of his eye. One day, a man named Ai Zi said to the rich man, "Your sons are so stupid and know nothing about the world. How can they take y…  相似文献   

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