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开心笑吧     
一天放了学,Tom和爸爸在聊天。Father:Who is the laziest in your class?汤姆,你们班里谁最懒?Tom:I don’t know,daddy.我不知道,爸爸。Father:You should know.Who doesn’t read or write,but just look here and there in class?你应该知道。谁在班里不读不写,只是到处看?Tom:The teacher.老师。AnswerCustom:Waiter,can you explain why the fly is in my soup?Waiter:It’s swimming,sir.答案顾客:服务员,你能解释一下我汤里的苍蝇是怎么回事吗?服务员:他在游泳,先生。Riddles猜谜语1.I can see it,but you can’t.What is i…  相似文献   

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Teacher:Tom,you haven’t shown your parents the examination pa-pers,have you?Tom:Yes,I have,sir.Teacher:But I can’t find your father’s John Hancock on the papers.Tom:Here,sir.(Showing his whipped arm to the teacher.)Father’s John Hancock!山东@石继忠  相似文献   

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Father:Tom!How foolish you are!You were in Grade One last year,and now you are still in Grade One.Tom:But at eacher in my school is more foolish.He was in Grade Three last year and now he is in Grade One.Who Is More Foolish?@江河  相似文献   

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Humour     
IntheClassroomSchoolboy:Excuse me, Miss. I'm calling just to tell you I can't go to school today.Teacher:Why? What蒺s wrong?Schoolboy:I don蒺t feel well.Teacher:Where do you feel trouble?Schoolboy:In the classroom.ACleverBoyTom:Papa, can you write your name without opening your eyes?Father:Of course, I can.Tom:All right! Please write your name on my school report(成绩单).WhyFishesOnlyLiveinWater?Father:Do you know why fishes only live in water and can蒺t live on land?Son:Yes, I…  相似文献   

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JOKES     
A Little Tom:Grandma,I had an interesting dream last night. Grandma:Can you tell me what the dream was? Little Tom:No,grandma,you ask me while you know the answer because you were there then,too. B Patient:Is there anything serious with my trouble,Docter? Docter:Yes,very serious.Your illness is too serious to cure (治愈).Now tell me,please.Who do you want to see now before you die?  相似文献   

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笑话(英文)     
《新高考》2008,(Z1)
I Am Younger Than You Father:I can't stand that,do you know whyⅠ'Ⅱpunish you sternly? Son:I don't know. Father:Because you beat the younger child.Ⅰ'Ⅱnever let it happen again. Son:But I'm younger than you,you can't beat me any way!  相似文献   

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谁最懒     
Father: Who's the laziest in your class? Son: I don' t know. Father: Who's looking around and doing nothing when you are doing your exercises?Son : The teacher.  相似文献   

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1、喂!请找汤姆接电话。Heuo!May/Ca可Could 1 speak to Tom?I刁like to speak to Tom.May 1 talk to Thm?May 1 have a word with Tom?Would you ask Tom tos伴ak to the phone?2、我是汤姆。This 15 Tom.(Thi。15)Tom he二·Tom 15 here.This 15 Tom speaking.Tom 15 sPeaking.3、你是谁?Who,8 tha口it?Who械tha咖伴akin岁亡alling?WI,0 am 1 speaking to?M盯1 have扣ur name?4、你是李雷吗?15 thatU此i?15 that you,U此i?15 thatU肠1 sPeaking?5、请稍等一下。Hold on,Please.Hole on(fo加momen内minute,please.On口A mom…  相似文献   

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Jokes and Humour     
Tom: Father, our teacher does not know what ahorse is.Father: Why do you think so? Tom: You know, I drew a horse yesterday andshowed it to the teacher and he asked mewhat it was.汤姆:父亲,我们的老师不认识马。父亲:你为什么这么说?汤姆:是这样的。昨天我画了一匹马,我拿给老师看,可他却问我这是什么。  相似文献   

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下列各句均有一处错误,请指出并改正。1. What are the children talking? 2. I want to make a friend with you. 3. Do you like eating the bananas? 4. Who teaches your English this term? 5. Tom does his homework in every  相似文献   

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小幽默     
:Teacher:Frank,you are late for school again.In fact(事实上 ) ,you are late every day.Frank:But I won't be late tomorrow.Teacher:Nice to hear that.but can you tell me why?Frank:Because it's Sunday tomorrow. :Mum :Do you want an apple,Tom?Tom:Yes,Mum.I want that big one.Mum :I say,Tom,a good boy should (应该 ) let the othershave the big one.Tom:That means(那就是说 ) ,Mum,I must tell you a lie(谎话 ) if I want to be a good boy!小幽默@吴朝辉…  相似文献   

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Do you remember the story about Tom?Which Way does he choose?Now.I will tell you the answer. A:Tom decides to wait and asks them to play with him.But Alex and John keep playing with their trucks.They don't invite Tom to play with them.How sad Tom is!  相似文献   

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One day,a man told the Father[神父],“Oh,dear Father.I have stolen ten thousand yuan!”“But it’s not right for you to do so,”said the Father.“Well,do you want it?”said the man.  相似文献   

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笑话三则     
一More cake, pleaseTom came home from school one day with a black eye. “What happened to you?”asked his mother. “I had a fight with Billy,”Tom said, looking very sad. “Well, tomorrow give him this cake and make friends with him,”said his moth-er.Tom did as she said. But the next day he came home with another black eye! “Not again!”said his mother. “Who did that to you?”“Billy,”said Tom. “He wants more cake.”二Mary was so disgusted at her husband’s cigarette smoking that she …  相似文献   

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1.喂!你是谁? Hello!Who’s that/it? Hello!Who’s(that)speak-ing/calling? Who am I speaking with? May I have your name? 2.我是汤姆。 This is Tom(speaking). Tom is speaking. 3.请找汤姆接电话。 May/Could/Can I speak toTom?  相似文献   

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名人名句     
《广东第二课堂》2005,(5):13-13
1. Father: Tom, how foolish you are! you were in Grade One last year,and now you are still in Grade one.  相似文献   

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Father’s Day is coming.What will you say to him?Class 6,Grade 5 Primary School Attached to East China Norma l University Shanghai 200062 Dear Dad,Father’s Day is coming.I wish you a happy Father’s Day.I thin k you are the best dad in the world.  相似文献   

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英语释疑二     
6.为什么用英语打电话时不能说Who are you? 英语打电话时的用语自有一套习惯说法,与普通口语中的问答有一定差别,不能互相套用。例如: 问“你是谁?”不说Who are you?而要说Who’s that? 问“你是汤姆吗?”不说Are you Tom?而说Is that Tom speak-  相似文献   

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谁最懒     
Father:Tom,who is the laziest in your class?Tom:I don't know,daddy.Father:You should know,who does-n't read or write in class and just looks here and there?Tom:The teacher.译文:父亲:汤姆,你们班谁最懒?汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。父亲:你应该知道,谁在班内不读不写还经常东张西望?汤姆:老师。谁最懒@水仙  相似文献   

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Jokes     
1.Father and son Father:You know,Mike,when Lincoln was your age,he was a very good pupil.In fact,he was the best pupil in his class.Mike:Yes,Father.I know that.But when he was your age,he was President of the United States.2.How do you find it?Teacher:Mike,you copied from John’s paper in today’s exam,didn’t you?  相似文献   

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