摘 要: | WatchingTVSon:Daddy,IwanttowatchTV.Dad:Noelectricitytonight.Son:Thenlet’swatchTVwithacandleon.看电视儿子:爸爸,我想看电视。爸爸:今晚上没电。儿子:那咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。ClockApassengerinarailwaystationcomplainstoaporter,“Therearetwoclocksinthissta-tionandtheytelldiffer-enttimes.”Andtheporterreplies,“Whshouldwehavetwclocksiftheytellthsametime?”时差在火车站,一位乘客向行李员抱怨道:“这个车站的两个钟报时不一样。”行李员回答说,“要是报时一样,我们要两个钟干什么?” LocalProblemAcowbo…
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