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幽默集锦     
Bill's Answer Bill:Mum,black hens are cleverer than white hens,aren’t they?Mum :How do you know that,Bill?Bill:Well,black hens can lay white eggs,but white hens can’tlay black eggs.比尔:妈妈,黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明,对不对?妈妈:你是如何知道的,比尔?比尔:嗯,黑母鸡能下白蛋,而白母鸡不能下黑蛋。IsTodayTommorrow?Joy:Mum,istodaytomorrow?Mum:Don’tbesilly,todayiatoday.Joy:Butyoutoldmeyourself.Mum:WhendidItellyoutodayistomorrow?Joy:Yesterday.乔伊:妈妈,今天是明天吗?妈妈:别傻了,今天就是今天。乔伊:可…  相似文献   

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Think and Answer     
As Mr White was going to church,he met a farmer with three children.Each child had three baskets. Each basket had three hens. And each hen had three chickens. Chickens,hens,baskets,farmer and children. Do you know how many people went to church?(2)The following is a group of letters,but two are missing. Can you work them out?J F M A M J J A ? ?N D(3)Who'll WinTwo dogs—a white dog and a black dog decided to run a 50-metre race. The black dog won by 2 meters. In other w…  相似文献   

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Dad: What are you doing there, Kate? Kate : I' m watering flowers, Dad. Dad: But it is raining now. Kate: Oh, it doesn't matter, Dad. I have an umbrella in my hand! Teachers tell us to water flowers every day.  相似文献   

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A.ToShavetheFace———Howmanytimesdoyoushave(刮)thefaceaday?———Aboutfortyorfiftytimes.———Oh,somany.Aren'tmad(疯的)?———No,it'sOK.I'mabarber(理发师).B.Whatwillhap-penifthereisnosun?Son:"Doestheearthturnroundthesun,Dad?"Dad:"Yes,itdoes."Son:"Whatwillhappenthenif(如果)there'snosunonthesky(天空)?"Two humour(幽默二则)@肖运进…  相似文献   

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幽默集锦     
Who Is God?A little boy walked up to his father and asks him a question, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?Father answered, "Both, son, both." After a short while the boy came back . "Dad, is God black or white?"  相似文献   

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双语阅读     
ToLearnChinesePeter:Dad,isChinesedifficulttolearn?Dad:Atthebeginningitis,butafterthatitbecomeseasy.Peter:That'sgreat。I'lllearnlatterhalf.学汉语彼得:爸爸,汉语很难学吗?爸爸:刚开始比较难,可是之后就变得容易了。彼得:太好了。我就学后半部分。双语阅读@荣荣  相似文献   

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On a prairie(草原), there is a little black sheep. One day, all the little white sheep say to him, "Let's play games together." But he answers, "Sorry, I don't want to." His mother asks, "Why?" He says...  相似文献   

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Just for Fun!     
1.Tom has a black eye. Tom is a good student. One day he goes home with a black eye. His mother looks at him and ask," What s wrong, Tom?"[第一段]  相似文献   

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ALovelyDream(甜美的梦)Peter:Ihadalovelydreamlastnight.IdreamedIhadonemillion(百万)dollars.John:Whatdidyoudowithit?Peter:IputitinthebankbeforeIwakeup(醒来).GiveMeYourPenMary:Tom,givemeyourpen,please.Tom:Whydon'tyouwritewithyourownpen?Mary:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes.IlookatHimAlltheClassMike:Dickdoesn'tlistentoyouandalwaysmakesfaces,MissGreen.Green:Yes,buthowdoyouknow?Mike:Ilookathimalltheclass.3And2Makes3芽Teacher:Tom,suppose(假如)youh…  相似文献   

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Dad Do you like school﹖Tom Yes,very much.Dad You're a good boy,Tom. A good boy is always fond of(喜欢) learning.Tom It's not that,Dad. I like school because if I don't go there,I should have no holidays.Why Tom Likes School@小文  相似文献   

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Pandas     
Do you love pandas? Pandas are white.But they have got black ears,black eyes,black lips,black noses,black shoulders and black legs.  相似文献   

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佟玉平 《双语学习》2007,(11M):234-235
This thesis focus on the analysis of the motive of the two murders made by Bigger Thomas, a black man. The black people's miserable living condition is one of the reasons why the two murders happened. The white's bias towards the black is also responsible for them. Bigger Thomasg deformed, distorted personality is also part of the explanations for the murders.  相似文献   

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日常小对话     
Aliee:Good morning,Mum!Mum:Good morlling,Aliee!Tom:Good afternoorz.Dad!Dad:Good afternoon,Tom!Allee:Good evening,Grandma!Grandma:Good evening,Aliee!Tom:Good night,GrandPa!GrandPa:Good night,Tom!日常小对话  相似文献   

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Learn From Hens     
Mum: Tom, why don' t you give the candy to your little sister? You know, hens give worms to chick-ens. You should learn from hens!  相似文献   

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A Joke     
Ted:Canfishspeak?Tom:No,theycan't.Ted:Butwhy?Tom:Well,putyourheadintothewaterandthenyouwillknowifyoucanspeak.泰得:鱼能说话吗?汤姆:不能。泰得:那,为什么呢?汤姆:把头伸到水里你就会知道你能不能说话了。A Joke!哈尔滨市@李静婷  相似文献   

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Tom: Hi, how much do you want for this? Saleslady: 150 yuan. Tom: What! Don't try to rip me off! I know what this is worth. 50 yuan, tops. Saleslady: No way! It cost me more than that. (grabs a calculator) 120 yuan. Tom: Come on! If you don't give me a better price, I won t buy this from you.  相似文献   

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Tom:WhenwillBeijingerinNewYorkbegin,Mum?Mum:Aftersupper.Tom:Well,let'shavesupperrightnow.汤姆:妈妈,电视剧《北京人在纽约》什么时候开始播放?母亲:晚饭之后。汤姆:那好,咱们现在就吃晚饭吧!现在就吃晚饭  相似文献   

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英文笑话     
A Funny Answer Dad:Tom,pleasetell me,which monthhas twenty-eight days? Tom:Every month.  相似文献   

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call white black/call black white:混淆是非black money:黑钱black tea:红茶black and white:白纸黑字the black market:黑市;非法市场  相似文献   

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章闵 《今日中学生》2010,(10):22-23
1.Charles Smith was Tom's father. He married a woman named Mary Johns. What was the name of Tom's mother after she was married?  相似文献   

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